1. |
2022 Hiatus Song
02:17
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Verse 1:
We wrote ya this song but it won’t be playing very long, we’re on hiatus
It’s what we gotta do while we think of something fresh and new, going on hiatus
It was a fun 5 years but we need time to rest our gears, we’re on hiatus
Hope you understand, cause this happens to lots of bands, we’re on hiatus
Chorus:
Hiatus (repeat)
Verse 2:
Never dreamed we’d need to make a song about how we’ll proceed to go on hiatus
But with fans so sweet we had to add a beat to say we’re going on hiatus
We tried to delay cause it’s hard to stay away but for now we’re on hiatus
Cause when life gets busy, it can start to feel dizzy, so it’s time to go on hiatus
Chorus:
Hiatus (repeat)
Verse 3:
We got one more verse and it’s way too late to reverse going on hiatus
So we’ll save our final bow, and just say good bye for now, we’re on hiatus!
But have no fear, you’re sure to see us here and there during our hiatus
And if you just can’t wait, our Patreon might resonate, cause it’s NOT on hiatus
Chorus:
Hiatus (repeat)
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2. |
Looking Back
02:06
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Three bards, a guitar, keys, drums and bass
Traveling across both time and space
To find their place
Isn’t it amazing how
A bard school that’s cool and a bunch of friends
On a journey that works out in the end
It all makes us feel so good
Oooooo remember
Chaos in the sauce when we came to play
With everyone we met along the way
And know today
Man, Isn’t it amazing how
4 years we been here playing in the show
And before we go ya just gotta know
You all made us feel so good
Oooooo remember
All these tunes that we love to make
When we take these things and we put em together, yea
And if everyone who’ll hear us play has a smiling face
Then that’s all that we need
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3. |
Patreon Changes 2022
01:17
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Patreon is Changing
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4. |
I Zoom and I Zoom
02:04
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I zoom & I zoom & I zoom
And I don’t step outside of my room
My noodle’s cooked all the way through, it’s true
And I can’t take my mind off of you
I zoom and I zoom all night long
'Cause I know going out would be wrong
If we can’t be face to face, or embrace
This’ll have to work out in it’s place
Can you hear me?
Oh you’re muted my friend
Send an invite
Didn’t work please send it again
How do you switch to a grid view
I just want to see all of you
I zoom and i zoom every day
Stay on mute if there’s nothing to say
I’m tired of clicking these links, I think
When the call ends I’m making a drink
I zoom every day of the week
But it’s real interaction I seek
Your frozen not moving at all, my doll,
Guess I’ll start a new call
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5. |
Dance On Your Birthday
00:45
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Get up and dance on your bday
You’re gonna feel so free
Get up and dance on your bday
From Goody and Ali
Get up and dance on your bday
a 1 2 1 2 3
Get up and dance on your bday
aaaaaaahhhhh
This year hasn’t been the same as before
but you’ll be feeling better once you get on the floor
so dance a little bit, you little birthday babe
and shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
aaaaaaahhhhh
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6. |
We Don't Know
02:03
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Oh the time traveling was frightful
But Theremin was so insightful
So now where are we to go?
We don’t know!
Time doesn’t show signs of stopping
And Tabby left for island hopping
Will she ever make it home
We don’t know!
When we finally kissed that night
How I hated to see her go
But whenever I see moonlight
The smile on my face starts to grow
Our magic’s intensifying
Will we stop or keep on trying
If our instruments start to glow
We don’t know!
And we’re sad that we left behind
Zil and Sandy and Melvin too
I’m sure Fingerbones will be fine
We’re gonna miss the whole crew
We learned so much from scrying
But there’s questions underlying
Like is Delarim still our foe?
Who’s Reedaba, where’s legato?
What’s in store for our trio?
Will we ever end this show?
We don’t know!
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7. |
bomBARDed Bloopers
02:08
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8. |
Twenty Twents
00:57
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Twenty twents
You got those twenty twents you know
Rolling double twents
Let ‘em critically flow
From your fingers and your toes
Anyway you roll, you’ll find ‘em
Landing naturally
And the faces that you see will be
Twenty twents
(you got a naturally 20)
You got those twenty twents you know
Rolling double twents
(you got rolled a naturally 20)
Let ‘em critically flow
When you’re facing down your foes
making saving throws
And you’ve got to make a stand
What you’re holding in your hand
Will be TWENTY TWENTS!
OH YEAH!
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9. |
Lick It Up
00:25
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We love that you came along
And we hope you like our little song
Sorry if it went too long
But we didn’t want to do you wrong
Now it’s time to say so long
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10. |
2018 Recrap
04:01
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Intro
It’s your DM Kyle and I want you to hear
that we’re so happy you’re with us in this new year
We put this together to get you up to date
So here’s a recrap starting at episode eight.
Episode 8 verse kyle
In came rhiannon from the nowhere man
Tried to kill randy but we stopped that plan
Cause eddie came in n’ cut off a piece
But raz got upset with that violent release
Episode 9 verse ali
The bards talked it out, eddie’s been revealed
They arrived in Basom with Symbol concealed
They all touched the stone and had a weird vision
But mitch got caught so they made a decision
Episode 10 verse spurrier
Battling in the temple, then got stuck in a void
They failed at making life but their power was employed.
When they came to, the temple was quakin’
They flew out the doors and began their escapin’
Episode 11 verse goody
Dodging some crap while running through the runes Log
rolling with a toad, and surfin down the dunes
Reggie brought the gear, they got back on the road and
The real basom arc starts next episode.
Episode 12 verse kyle
Learned about minor keys, Dogum talked miners’ pleas
Big shot got a drank, and helpin fingerbones was a breeze
Laramie came in and told the miners what to do
Randy took his shirt off and they found a tattoo.
Episode 13 verse ali
Fingers getting stuck in randy’s back tat
Then some weird dreams about this and that
The town was worried, the oasis was dry,
So they had to find Erin and convince her to try.
Episode 14 verse spurrier
With Erin on the team, they helped some boys dream
Now when they sleep nothing makes them scream
Packed up the sandatees, yashee made a friend
Set up the camp and found a hole in the end.
Episode 15 verse goody
In the campsite jemaine seemed so shady and
the bards stole a book from a couple of ladies
Learned a little more about randy’s tattoo and
Jemaine disappeared so down the hole they flew.
Episode 16 verse kyle
Deep in the ground the bards found some caves
And a fish named Gill whose friends were enslaved
A door stayed steady through their magical clout
But then it opened up and Squid Vicious walked out.
Episode 17 verse ali
The bards heard squid all up in their heads
Eddie zapped a gill and made them undead
The Gills were brainwashed, but they had to get past
So they snapped them out of the vicious mind grasp.
Episode 18 verse spurrier
Learnin bout Lyreions and the voice of the world,
The bards learned more as the lair unfurled,
A flask was found on some poor sod
Then they found Jemaine stuck in a pod.
Episode 19 verse goody
Squid was called back cause their minds were too strong and
The bards found the leak and saw what went wrong
Working with the miners, they patched up the hole
Then the Gils led them down to find the baddies below
Episode 20 verse kyle
They had a quick fight and Cera wentwalkin’
Squid was sucked up by a flask with some talkin’
The bards returned to Basom, lookin so cool
They got a Sandatee and headed back to school
Episode 21 verse ali
Travelin on the road, the bards saw a ship
That was Crashing down hard, but a bird saved it
They went to the nurse and she helped out Randy
Then they checked out the Dreamforge and got something dandy
Episode 22 verse spurrier
Learned a new way to count out the time
Randy and Razul planned a hairy crime
They raced on their beds and took first place
Then Yashee and Tabitha looked out in space
Episode 23 verse goody
Greenspire summoned out our musical crew
Intro’d them to Baranthol and told them what to do.
They had to solve a riddle to choose their bard college
And meet their mentors to attain some new knowledge
Episode 24 verse kyle
The bards learned new skills from each of their teachers
Yashee with the swords and Randy with wheespers
Razul was pleased to see Splash in glamour
Then they said bye to Baranthol in a sweet manner
Episode 25 verse ali
They met up with Greenspire who gave them the deets
And some truths came out when they stopped to get treats
Randy can’t read, Razul can’t control his morphs
then they wrote up a song for couple of dwarves
Episode 26 verse spurrier
The bards reached the dischordant fields with ease
Razul talked to the grass, which led to some trees
When they played altogether some doors opened up
And they left the tree rooms with some real neat stuff
Episode 27 verse goody
The trees showed the way to the talking thrush
Then they brought him along to the bear berry bush
Raz liked the berries Yashee ate them to tease
In a rage he attacked and headed back to the trees
Episode 28 verse Kyle
Randy and Yashee cleaned up the mess
Turned the bird into a man and found their dwarf in distress
The apologies flowed as they worked out their shiz
Then they finally made it to the tomb of the Diz.
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11. |
Time That's Flying By
01:56
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There's a new year always on its way
The dice are rolling; a role you'll have to play
We'll say hello, goodbye
We'll laugh, we'll cry
Spending time that's flying by
There's a world of things that you can try
Minor illusions can trip you up and down
Your inspiration will lift you off the ground
We'll say hello, goodbye
We'll laugh, we'll cry
Spending time that's flying by
There's a world of things that you can try
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