Intro
It’s your DM Kyle and I want you to hear
that we’re so happy you’re with us in this new year
We put this together to get you up to date
So here’s a recrap starting at episode eight.

Episode 8 verse kyle
In came rhiannon from the nowhere man
Tried to kill randy but we stopped that plan
Cause eddie came in n’ cut off a piece
But raz got upset with that violent release

Episode 9 verse ali
The bards talked it out, eddie’s been revealed
They arrived in Basom with Symbol concealed
They all touched the stone and had a weird vision
But mitch got caught so they made a decision

Episode 10 verse spurrier
Battling in the temple, then got stuck in a void
They failed at making life but their power was employed.
When they came to, the temple was quakin’
They flew out the doors and began their escapin’

Episode 11 verse goody
Dodging some crap while running through the runes Log
rolling with a toad, and surfin down the dunes
Reggie brought the gear, they got back on the road and
The real basom arc starts next episode.

Episode 12 verse kyle
Learned about minor keys, Dogum talked miners’ pleas
Big shot got a drank, and helpin fingerbones was a breeze
Laramie came in and told the miners what to do
Randy took his shirt off and they found a tattoo.

Episode 13 verse ali
Fingers getting stuck in randy’s back tat
Then some weird dreams about this and that
The town was worried, the oasis was dry,
So they had to find Erin and convince her to try.

Episode 14 verse spurrier
With Erin on the team, they helped some boys dream
Now when they sleep nothing makes them scream
Packed up the sandatees, yashee made a friend
Set up the camp and found a hole in the end.

Episode 15 verse goody
In the campsite jemaine seemed so shady and
the bards stole a book from a couple of ladies
Learned a little more about randy’s tattoo and
Jemaine disappeared so down the hole they flew.

Episode 16 verse kyle
Deep in the ground the bards found some caves
And a fish named Gill whose friends were enslaved
A door stayed steady through their magical clout
But then it opened up and Squid Vicious walked out.

Episode 17 verse ali
The bards heard squid all up in their heads
Eddie zapped a gill and made them undead
The Gills were brainwashed, but they had to get past
So they snapped them out of the vicious mind grasp.

Episode 18 verse spurrier
Learnin bout Lyreions and the voice of the world,
The bards learned more as the lair unfurled,
A flask was found on some poor sod
Then they found Jemaine stuck in a pod.

Episode 19 verse goody
Squid was called back cause their minds were too strong and
The bards found the leak and saw what went wrong
Working with the miners, they patched up the hole
Then the Gils led them down to find the baddies below

Episode 20 verse kyle
They had a quick fight and Cera wentwalkin’
Squid was sucked up by a flask with some talkin’
The bards returned to Basom, lookin so cool
They got a Sandatee and headed back to school

Episode 21 verse ali
Travelin on the road, the bards saw a ship
That was Crashing down hard, but a bird saved it
They went to the nurse and she helped out Randy
Then they checked out the Dreamforge and got something dandy

Episode 22 verse spurrier
Learned a new way to count out the time
Randy and Razul planned a hairy crime
They raced on their beds and took first place
Then Yashee and Tabitha looked out in space

Episode 23 verse goody
Greenspire summoned out our musical crew
Intro’d them to Baranthol and told them what to do.
They had to solve a riddle to choose their bard college
And meet their mentors to attain some new knowledge

Episode 24 verse kyle
The bards learned new skills from each of their teachers
Yashee with the swords and Randy with wheespers
Razul was pleased to see Splash in glamour
Then they said bye to Baranthol in a sweet manner

Episode 25 verse ali
They met up with Greenspire who gave them the deets
And some truths came out when they stopped to get treats
Randy can’t read, Razul can’t control his morphs
then they wrote up a song for couple of dwarves

Episode 26 verse spurrier
The bards reached the dischordant fields with ease
Razul talked to the grass, which led to some trees
When they played altogether some doors opened up
And they left the tree rooms with some real neat stuff

Episode 27 verse goody
The trees showed the way to the talking thrush
Then they brought him along to the bear berry bush
Raz liked the berries Yashee ate them to tease
In a rage he attacked and headed back to the trees

Episode 28 verse Kyle
Randy and Yashee cleaned up the mess
Turned the bird into a man and found their dwarf in distress
The apologies flowed as they worked out their shiz
Then they finally made it to the tomb of the Diz.