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Lend your ears and hear a tale About some bards while quaffing ale. A fearsome three who musically Collect the bits of history. Yashee, she’s a barbarian, As tall as she can be. She’ll fight all night, but she’s all right, A scrapper yes indeed. Ra’zul, son of Da’zul, He’s a Druid and a dwarf. An Oodalolli hailing From the mountains of the north. Oh and then there’s Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy. Yes I’m Randy, Randy, Randy, Randal. ...it’s Randy.. Is his name!
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Yashee won’t you dance with me, I’m asking on my bended knee, Oh, Yashee hear my plea. Yashee won’t you dance with me, Oh, ask Randy and he’ll agree, Oh, all we wanna see is you dancin’! I’m Yashee, I’m dancing free, Let the world see, I’m lovin’ me! I’m proud to be, A dancing queen, My boys with me, I’m finally free!
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Ep 9 - Basom 02:42
Basom, they say whoa, A pretty little town with gardens all around it's Basom, they say whoa, Everybody's nice so don't think twice about Basom, oh Basom. But what’s it all about? When you think that you know someone, but now you doubt, And everybody’s saying Ra’zul just chill out. Man, I thought we were good but you don’t know anything. So I guess that they’ll just sing. Basom, they say whoa, Warm and inviting, always exciting, Basom, they say whoa, Everybody's fine, they party all the time in Basom, oh Basom. But who am I? I just play my guitar, but is it all a lie? And everybody’s saying Ra’zul we’ll get by. But how will they feel if it’s my turn to die? Yashee: Whoa, whoa Ra’zul, it’s all right man. Randy: We’re not gonna die. We’re just here to sing a song about a lovely town. Razul: Oh. Yashee: Yeah, help us out. Razul: All right. Basom, oh Basom. It's nice here in Basom, oh Basom. It’s nice here in Basom, oh Basom. It’s nice here in Basom, oh Basom.
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Close your eyes You’re in disguise You say you got some history And that’s no mystery 
 You numb the pain To keep you sane You tell us you’re a big shot But that’s not right 
 Oh Erin, you know It’s another day And you can find a way 
 Oh Erin, to grow And you can be More than what they see. 
 That your bottles are broken Your demons awoken And Erin’s gone away But we know you’re in there And deep down you still care If Basom fades away What do you say?
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When you look at me you might just see me beating on my drum But this groove won’t do the trick when I am only one So lend a hand and join the song, we’ll help your minds be free Strum up the charm and turn the keys, unlock reality 
 All you fishy folk are free From the voice that talks to you When you hear that funky melody Remember what you knew 
 When you look at me you might just see a fish that’s just like you I’ve got fins and scales and fish details, I promise that it’s true This week has been a little weird and what’s that all about? These folks seem cool; I’m not a fool, they want to help us out 
 All you fishy folk are free From the voice that talks to you When you hear that funky melody Remember what you knew 
 All you fishy folk are free And every one of you will see That all you fishy folk can be Swimming swimming in the sea
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Wandering through the world for so many Miles and miles There’s no home on the road Weary eyes and heavy loads But here we are, in verse and song To find a place where we belong Now as one all the things we’ve done feels like Miles and miles There’s a home all our own For weary eyes and heavy loads And here we are, in verse and song We found a place where we belong
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Bye bye, Barenthall So long and farewell You’ve been so kind and inviting And we hate to leave your cell La da da da da Barenthall's so statuesque La da da da da Barenthall’s really the best So Bye bye, Barenthall So long and farewell You’ve been so kind and inviting And we hate to leave your cell La da da da da Bronze never looked quite so good La da da da da We’d stay here all day if we could Bye bye Barenthall So long and farewell You’ve been so kind and inviting And we hate to leave your cell La da da da da
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Swift and sharp A light in the dark Formed singularly Was I to be From wood and steel To haft, to heel And through the fire Was their desire Those hands The hands that made me what I am And I am An instrument to them Oooh And I, pristine And glistening Am given forth And carried north Where rivals stand Awaiting commands And cold am I Held tightly by Those hands The hands that made me what I am And I am An instrument to them Ooooh Drums shake the ground The cries resound Off hill and helm And so did I Let forth a cry When overwhelmed With kin and clone Of steel and stone And Oak and elm Were set to task And I’m to ask Is this my realm? Swift and sharp A light in the dark Formed singularly Was I to be This tool of pain Or do I contain The capacity For beauty By Those hands Those hands will make me what I am And I am An instrument to them
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The river flows where the mountain leads As it winds its way to the ocean and the sea The forest grows by the stem and seed And the wind gives life to the branches and the leaves Seasons go through the in between And they're never stuck in the middle And how do they know to be Autumn or Spring Breathing life or stillness in the foothills And how did it come to that, to this, Any more than I've come to where I am? And now that I am here, I guess It'll just be what it is The river flows where the mountain leads As the stars look on from a distance And over the stones, curving through the trees Is a path, a life, a resistance, and me And me
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Open up your heart to me And baby you’re gonna see That I can give you what you want And everything you need So open up, open up Open up, open up Do it for me Show me what you got inside Cause baby, I’m your key But you gotta be Careful when you head my way You know you’re gonna be okay Just take it slow and come on down I’ll be here when you reach the ground Cause what you got is all I want You gotta understand That you’ve been hiding way too long So come and take my hand And open up, open up Open up, open up Do it for me Show me what you got inside Cause baby, I’m your key.
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Ahhhhhhhhh What’s going on? What’s going on? What’s going on? What’s going on now? (repeat)
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I wish I was a little louder and Fairly lively and a bit more grand Jaunty like the bards who’ve crossed the land Steady as the waves upon the sand And oh the joy, the joy, the joy Of all the noise, the noise, the noise I wish I was a little louder and When I begin to play In this exuberant way The verses that we sing are amplifying And building up the sound Where rhapsodies abound And every note you hear intensifying I need a push to power up my roar Turn it up and let the music soar Louder than you’ve ever heard before A melody that no one can ignore And oh the joy, the joy, the joy Of all the noise, the noise, the noise I wish I was a little louder and When I begin to play In this exuberant way The verses that we sing are amplifying And building up the sound Where rhapsodies abound And every note you hear intensifying
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All through the night And into the morning adorning the moon-lit sides Of green hills and trees And streams kindly winding You’ll find me standing by Walls of a city Fall to the ground But I won’t crumble or break This song of protection Is all I can give And all I hope you’ll take And seen by the light That comes in the daytime You may find your well’s run dry But don’t be afraid And take heart cause nothing Is nothing as time goes by Walls of a city Fall to the ground But I won’t crumble or break This song of protection Is all I can give And all I hope you’ll take
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I once knew a boy named Randy G Who came along down this road with me Oh Randy Randy Randy His feet are hairy and his butt is too Well we don’t know for sure but it’s probably true Oh Randy Randy Randy Randy tell us how you're feeling today, are you okay? (Yea I'm fine) Your family’s gone, and that’s too bad, it’s alright to be sad. (Did you hear me, I said I'm fine) We’ll make you feel better, like it or not, We’ve got a shoulder for your tears and snot Cause friends like us got your back no matter what (That's nice but also really gross) 3 foot 3 and can’t read a lick But when gets on the organ, it’s sick Oh Randy Randy Randy Got a wizard in his gut and a dagger in hand And two best friends playin in his band Oh Randy Randy Randy Randy tell us how you're feeling today, are you okay? (I'm ready to go) Your family’s gone, and that’s too bad, it’s alright to be sad. (They're also not dead) We’ll make you feel better, like it or not, It might not work but it’s worth a shot Cause friends like us got your back no matter what (You know what, if it'll get this song over, yes. Awesome) YEA! SWEET!
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Clean us up, scrubba-dub-dub Gotta look high class to get in the club New duds, new do, whatever we choose Feeling fresh from our head to our shoes A brand new style for our vacation To blend in with this posh population Gonna take time to smell the roses while smelling like roses Clean it up, wash it down Now you’re spic and span, strutting through the town And you’re turning heads everywhere you go Cause you got the mojo! Clean it up, you’re set to rights Got it goin’ on, and when they cut the lights You’re the brightest star anyone can see In the galaxy! Hide away any signs of a fight These cuts and bruises; they’re out of sight Cover us up with the finest clothes And all shiny things so nobody knows Walking in with our heads held high Cause we know that we’re looking real fly And everyone’ll say, “Oh wow, look at you!” They don’t know what we've been through
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Hello, and welcome Hit it Let the dancing begin! It's a blast from the past A classic, and a the same time, progressive Please listen carefully And now OH YEA Well, I didn't see that coming Ahh, it's like a breath of fresh air You're gonna be ok kid, you're gonna be ok Dance! Dance! Dance! Alright then There's something about this beat that's hypnotic Oh my goodness I like it Music Once more with feeling OH YEA Gosh, that's swell
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Verse: I’m not sure I can figure all this out I need your help again ohhh If you were at your best I have no doubt You’d know just what to do, we’ve gotta get through to you Chorus: Tabitha the look in your eyes isn’t as wise we can’t talk with ya it’s like a disguise, wish you could rise up and cast it off ya and heal your mind and bring you back Verse: Your mind has power like I’ve never seen It’s undeniable ohhhh You’ve gotta snap out of this feeble dream And let yourself be free, come on back to me Chorus
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Verse: Sit back and taste the music that we’re making for you Melodic bacon dipped in a creamy rhythm fondue Feed your ears, Give your taste buds a resit And sample all our savory sounds Let the music digest (musical interluded) (repeat x3) Solo: Just taste the music; you never had it before Everything you could ever want and more You know you wanna gotta gotta give em a rest Ooh baby oh let the music digest
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Chorus: Ruffalo wild wings Serving up fresh and delicious things At ruffalo wild wings You’re mouth’ll get treated like kings and queens Introducing a brand new sauce Guaranteed to leave you at a loss The hottest wings you’ll come across So come and try our new chaos sauce Verse: He’s done it again The spicy wing warlock and your best friend Clark Ruffalo The prime pepper genius Knows what we want and knows what to feed us Can your taste buds survive The chaos this sauce is bound to provide If so, we got a challenge for you The sauce is ready, so come on through Chorus Verse: RWW’s You know we’re famous for the spiciest grubs in Algar, Lucky for you we ain’t too far Legnoland’s premier wing bar Question is, whatcha willing to pay? Make a choice, what goes what stays Cause wings this fire require a real loss Kid, this ain’t you plane old wing sauce Chorus 2: Ruffalo wild wings Serving up fresh and delicious things At ruffalo wild wings You’re mouth’ll get treated like kings and queens Here to talk about his brand new sauce The legendary wing king hass Our favorite anthropomorphic boss Tell em’ all about your chaos sauce Clark: This sauce will blow you away Imagine the arch mage if Apollonia casting a fireball in your mouth Well it’s hotter than even that. This recipe is definitely a secret so don’t bother even asking for it And oh yeah, I’m not responsible for anything that happens to your mouth Chorus
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Stargazers unite Stargazing all through the night And when you find your shining star you know, whoa Cause it’ll shine for you And I wanna see Cause if our stars are the same we can learn to share It’s just a game but I wanna be fair We’ll name it something new Just me and you There’s something about you that makes my heart beat fast There’s something about how you look at me, I wanna make it last Cause I’ve been waiting for this feeling to come along There’s something about you that makes me feel strong I only want to share my star with you So we can stargaze together the whole night through And if you want a separate star I’ll understand But if it’s meant to be, come and take my hand Stargazers unite Stargazing all through the night And when we find our shining star we’ll know whoa Cause it shines for us And everyone will see That our stars are the same and we wanna share I think that we make a pretty good pair We’re starting something new Just me and you
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Verse: You find so many people are witty But you, you are mostly pretty You find so many people are like a trooper But you, you are mostly super I love the way you wear your hair, Spreading your style everywhere. You're like a style fountain. Enough zazz for a whole mountain. Chorus: I like the way you chuckle. (Pretty, super and charming) You do it like a knuckle. (Yummy and unique, too) And I like the way you tickle (Pretty, super and charming) You do it like brickle (All the qualities of you) Verse: You find so many people disarming But you, you are mostly charming You're the perfect person. You could meet a worse one. You find so many people are plummy But you, you are mostly yummy You find so many people are greeque But you, you are mostly unique Chorus
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Da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da He’s a Daz’ulson of Daz’ul May he win all of his battles and Find it safe along his travels Dink’ul, Dank’ul, Donk’ul and Raz’ul All of my sons And all of our children they’ll be like the ancient ones and have all the strength of a mountain He’s a Daz’ulson of Daz’ul May he win all of his battles and Find it safe along his travels Dink’ul, Dank’ul, Donk’ul and Raz’ul All that you love And all of your worries Everything and all you know Will be one day just a story Da da da da da da da da Da da da da da da da da
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I gotta get my story straight, can’t mess up the mission My history needs a quick update so I don’t cause suspicion Oh nooo, I can’t remember this, I think I need a little help going over it Ohhhh, what do I need to say, if someone comes up what will they be asking me? (What’s your name?) How about Acousta Dendron. (Where are you from?) Uhhh from the Birch Banks. (Whatcha doing in Rockdeep?) I’m a wood designer and I’m studying rocks to make my wood pieces finer. I’m feeling good feeling ready to go, no longer Yashee (She's Acousta Dendron) Remember everything I need to know, time to crash this party (A-rockin' Rockdeep) Oh yeah I’m gonna have some fun, I feel like I could hold my own with anyone Ohhh wait what’s my name again, can we review it all before they let us in? (What’s your name?) Oh yeah, Acousta Dendron. (Where are you from?) Right! From the Birch Banks. (Whatcha doing in Rockdeep?) At the king’s invitation I’m studying rocks for my next wooden creation.
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(deep "Ooooh's" throughout) Rockdeep Our hime and our peace Oodalolly draws it's strength from we who love thee
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Over the hills or across the sea Underneath the ground or among the trees Is a place we’ll dwell and call our land over rocks or waves or the grass or sand Aye-Oh We’ve many miles to go And the wind is calling us home we’ve made our way our own “Carry on,” we'll all say, "And aye-oh!” Everyone knows that the sirens sing While the dragon bites and the manticore stings So sharpen my axe and toughen my bow For every swing and loosed arrow Aye-Oh We’ve many miles to go And the wind is calling us home we’ve made our way our own “Carry on,” we'll all say, "And aye-oh!” And we’ll run (x7) right down to the valley Or we’ll dig (x7) around in the mountains But to ship and sail or the foregone trail On the backs of beasts, by the strength of feet In the summer’s heat or the winter’s blowing snow-oh-oh Aye-Oh We’ve many miles to go And the wind is calling us home we’ve made our way our own “Carry on,” we'll all say, "And aye-oh!”
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Fast travel (a magic gateway) Jump into the portal (that takes us far away) To where we need to go And you know what is on the other side Where we land Our three trees that stand Pulled from our memories Fast travel (a magic gateway) Jump into the portal (that takes us far away) To where we need to go And you know what is on the other side In and out No worries, no doubt Our journey will resume
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Verse: In your head arrangements that you made feel them fade away In your head the curtain’s coming down on other’s sight and sound Prechorus: And you’re alone Every thought and inspiration is your own You know Chorus: Separate the good things 
that are tangled with the bad and send them back to its own head And feel the weight of everything That’s been pressing down upon you Go and leave you in its stead With a body and soul One body, one soul Verse: In your head Begin to cut their ties
 To body, soul, and mind In your head
 The things you might withhold
 Are now in your control Prechorus: And you’re alone Every thought and inspiration is your own You know Chorus: Separate the good things 
that are tangled with the bad and send them back to its own head And feel the weight of everything That’s been pressing down upon you Go and leave you in its stead With a body and soul One body, one soul
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Verse: Randy and his Job Met on a fateful day Alone out in the cold He couldn’t find his way They made it to the hideout And were never far apart After losing all his family Job gave Randy a new start Verse: When Randy fled his test Joby came along To find another pathway A pathway set in song But the past is hard to hide from When your past is filled with crime And when Joby truly vanished Is when Randy fled through time (Instrumental Break) Ending: Joby-Job Joby-Job You were made for me made for me Joby-Job Joby-Job You were made for me Made for me Oh, if I should go I should go Please wait for me Wait for me And I will see My (repeat section)
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Part 1: Instrumental with "Ahh's" at the end Part 2: (Randy) Well this is it, a final call A plea to save our world If you’re out there, please know we’re here after it all (Raz'ul) it’s getting hard to know what to do and we don’t know where to turn so be here now and be the one to see us through Though we don’t know (All) 
Will the rocks cry out if we don’t call Upon the one who wrote it all? And will the fullness thereof be on display If their face shines down today? (Yashee) So come on back to what you made And see what’s going on And be the one that keeps us from being afraid (All) ‘Cause Everything and everyone And all we thought we knew Are breaking down, and so we’re calling out to you So help us see That the rocks cry out if we don’t call Upon the one who wrote it all And the fullness thereof is on display When your face shines down today Oh, will the rocks cry out if we don’t call Upon the one who wrote it all? And will the fullness thereof be on display When your face shines down to- Part 3: (Bridge to final section) Deus, Deus Ex Machina Altonia (Verse) Deus, Deus Ex Machina, Ex Machina Altonia, Altonia, Altonia Deus Ex Machina Altonia (repeat verse)

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To celebrate our 5th birthday, we put together a compilation album of our 30 favorite Chaos Sauce songs! We hope you enjoy this little journey through time and thank you so much for an amazing five years!

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released August 22, 2022

All tracks mixed by Goodrich

All tracks mastered by Tanner Brown ( @tanner4105 )

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