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Chaos Sauce Vol 5

by bomBARDed

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Crossing over to the other side Making waves so we can take a ride Turn it up and on it’s side, Randy Cause getting down is gonna set us free So, All we know Is we all Gotta go Hand in hand, Safe and sound Finds us all Homeward bound Stepping back to the material Getting out from this ethereal Plane to plane’s the plan, it’s plain to see Come on Randy, now let’s all be free
2.
I once knew a boy named Randy G Who came along down this road with me Oh Randy Randy Randy His feet are hairy and his butt is too Well we don’t know for sure but it’s probably true Oh Randy Randy Randy Randy tell us how you're feeling today, are you okay? (Yea I'm fine) Your family’s gone, and that’s too bad, it’s alright to be sad. (Did you hear me, I said I'm fine) We’ll make you feel better, like it or not, We’ve got a shoulder for your tears and snot Cause friends like us got your back no matter what (That's nice but also really gross) 3 foot 3 and can’t read a lick But when gets on the organ, it’s sick Oh Randy Randy Randy Got a wizard in his gut and a dagger in hand And two best friends playin in his band Oh Randy Randy Randy Randy tell us how you're feeling today, are you okay? (I'm ready to go) Your family’s gone, and that’s too bad, it’s alright to be sad. (They're also not dead) We’ll make you feel better, like it or not, It might not work but it’s worth a shot Cause friends like us got your back no matter what (You know what, if it'll get this song over, yes. Awesome) YEA! SWEET!
3.
Stone stone stone You have a body of stone I see you going for our little Randy That tiny bard would make a nice snack I bet to you he looks just like a candy But your munchin’ must wait Cause now you are Stone stone stone You have a body of stone All of a sudden you’re feeling quite lazy Your body is heavy and weighing you down Your thoughts are all clouded, your mind’s getting hazy As far as you know, You are, you are, Stone stone stone You have a body of stone
4.
Clean us up, scrubba-dub-dub Gotta look high class to get in the club New duds, new do, whatever we choose Feeling fresh from our head to our shoes A brand new style for our vacation To blend in with this posh population Gonna take time to smell the roses while smelling like roses Clean it up, wash it down Now you’re spic and span, strutting through the town And you’re turning heads everywhere you go Cause you got the mojo! Clean it up, you’re set to rights Got it goin’ on, and when they cut the lights You’re the brightest star anyone can see In the galaxy! Hide away any signs of a fight These cuts and bruises; they’re out of sight Cover us up with the finest clothes And all shiny things so nobody knows Walking in with our heads held high Cause we know that we’re looking real fly And everyone’ll say, “Oh wow, look at you!” They don’t know what we've been through
5.
Hello, and welcome Hit it Let the dancing begin! It's a blast from the past A classic, and a the same time, progressive Please listen carefully And now OH YEA Well, I didn't see that coming Ahh, it's like a breath of fresh air You're gonna be ok kid, you're gonna be ok Dance! Dance! Dance! Alright then There's something about this beat that's hypnotic Oh my goodness I like it Music Once more with feeling OH YEA Gosh, that's swell
6.
Opening his eyes and breathing in and out he’ll rise Drifting through his memories, breaking down he cries Shadows of his life His kids, his wife Have all moved on What can he do today To show them he’s made a Way What can he even say Why would they want to stay Sporting his extravagance he steps out to the street Meeting with prestigious heads of wealthy companies Nervously he tries To advertise but They decline So here he stands today Amidst this foolish foray Swilling it all away Now’s his chance for a some change
7.
Ahhhhh When the stones come down Melvin disappears In a puff of smoke while the people fear That he’s been destroyed by this rocky shower But look, lo ho, this very hour The crowd has seen his greatest trick For standing on debris and bricks Is the one, the only the most magnificent Melvin! The crowd is stunned as Melvin stands Atop his pile with outstretched hands But then they cheer, oh happy day! Hoorah! Huzzah! Hip hip hooray! Young Melvin’s here without a scrape He takes a bow and throws his cape The one the only The keeper of our hearts Melvin!
8.
My waterfowl You’re the wind beneath my wings No swan or goose You’re the down to which I’ll cling When you take flight Into the dark night Don’t you doubt your lack of form You’ll dust those wings off Prepare for liftoff While little Randy keeps you warm You’re exactly who I need For this daring, trying deed We’ll stop the Sneak with any luck We don’t give a duck Take off that coat Let your feathers kiss the air Don’t fear the sky Or the public who may stare
9.
I lay my head down but I don’t stop traveling My body hits the ground, then I’m right back up again I roam for awhile in a place I’ve never known ‘Til I come back around and still don’t feel home But the air of the city Smells so sweet I’m Falling for the sights and lights and all the people that we meet We’ll be feeling good And Dancing in the street So let’s turn it up tonight And get ‘em jumping to the beat I take shelter underneath every drop falling in the rain And I cut my teeth on the kernels in the grain I give what I got and I’ll take whatcha let me know ‘Cause I’m a long shot, and I got a long way to go
10.
Come one, come all Roll up and fall for the fancies Of this bicentennial Magic lights & nights Amazing thrills & sights Exceptional delights Ohhhh A jubilant buffet The city on display And you can hear it say
11.
You know we’re heading home and ain’t got no time To check our back every second, cause it’s all on the line, but we’ll be fine We gotta... Sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak it up (x3) In a rush but keep it hush hush You can tell we’re on the DL We’re gonna move slyly right in front of their eyes But we don’t need a distraction or some kind of clever disguise, it’s no surprise We’re gonna.... Sneak sneak sneak sneak sneak it up (x3) Out of sight all day and night Covert and fully alert We’re gonna keep sneakin’ Right on down the road Ya keep looking but we’ll be bookin yeah Where’d we go? you don’t know! You’ve met you match, you’re never gonna catch us no

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Hey everyone!

Here is the fifth grouping of the original songs that we made as Chaos Sauce in episodes 41-50 of bomBARDed. Hope you enjoy!

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released April 21, 2020

Ali Grant (Yashee) - Vocals/Drum Machine
Nick Spurrier (Randy) - Vocals/Keyboards
Nick Goodrich (Raz'ul) - Vocals/Guitars
Kyle Claset - Bass

All tracks mixed by Goodrich

All tracks mastered by Tanner Brown ( @tanner4105 )

Album artwork by Vanessa Dambach ( @vandambach ) www.artstation.com/vandambach

You can also check out Lindby's music at lindby.bandcamp.com

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bomBARDed Fort Worth, Texas

DFW band Lindby brings you a musical D&D adventure following the exploits of three bards. New episode every other Tuesday!

Here you can find all of the original music from the show

Check out Lindby's music at lindby.bandcamp.com
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