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Chaos Sauce Vol 1

by bomBARDed

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Lend your ears and hear a tale About some bards while quaffing ale. A fearsome three who musically Collect the bits of history. Yashee, she’s a barbarian, As tall as she can be. She’ll fight all night, but she’s all right, A scrapper yes indeed. Ra’zul, son of Da’zul, He’s a Druid and a dwarf. An Oodalolli hailing From the mountains of the north. Oh and then there’s Randy, Randy, Randy, Randy. Yes I’m Randy, Randy, Randy, Randal. ...it’s Randy.. Is his name!
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Oh Silkgrove Oh (Wesley)
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Catch ‘em up, snatch ‘em up, latch ‘em up, The little spider we gonna Mash ‘em up, slash ‘em up, smash ‘em up, And then into the fire. Turn it up, burn it up, urn it up, And send it to your mother, ahhhhh! Catch ‘em up, snatch ‘em up, latch ‘em up, The little spider we gonna Mash ‘em up, slash ‘em up, smash ‘em up, And then into the fire. Turn it up, burn it up, urn it up, And send it to your ma!
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Well Randy, Ra’zul, and I set out for Lakeridge. (yes we did) And what we found was Bradward’s Bowl. (the old punch bowl) We fought the Trio of Chairs down in the basement. (and broke the rules) I threw a pig and made a goal. (piggy pig) Then Wesley came along, and said he liked our song, And we rode out for Silkgrove in the morn. He cut us off some string, from his spider’s booty seam, And that’s when Chaos Sauce was born. Well Randy, Ra’zul, and I killed us some spiders. (eight-legged freaks) Dodging traps up around the bend. (CCR) Wesley reappeared and made us an offer. (lock us up) When we refused he called his friend. (ettercap) Faced with a deadly foe, our instrument aglow, We rocked out a fatal jam. The ettercap was caught, Mashed up and burned a lot. And Wesley ran away.
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Randy: I’ve got the hunger, that sweet halfling hunger. Give me all your waffles and Randy’ll be fine. Alto: I’ll curb that hunger and you’ll never want another. Waffles coming back, and be sure to use the sweet maple butter! Who’s next? Ra’zul: I’m not a picky dwarf, I’ve been living out in the woods. A chef special, Alto Brown, would leave Ra’zul feeling mighty, mighty good. Alto: Well you’re out of the woods now, so it’s time for some good foods. Boys, the chef special. Braised boar and beignets! Next please. Yashee: I’m hungry today so I’ll start with three sandwiches, Don’t care what’s on ‘em as long as there’s meat. Do you have any fruit? No on second thought, I’ll have tusk soup with a juice and a whole block of cheese. Alto: Quick boys, three sandwiches, tusk soup, and a block of cheese, chop chop! That all sounds good. Are you sure there’s nothing else? When I’m your cook, you are the boss. Sauce, smothered in sauce.
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Unlocking the prize, Forging from all sides, In front of my eyes, Made true to my size. The forge is the place where the dream now resides. This half orc is ready to see her surprise. Imagination is racin’ while facing anticipation, Of this phantasmic creation, It goes beyond explanation. So I’ll go put in this ball, Cause My wonder is peaked. Reveal what’s been made, Let these dreams and I meet.
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I wonder ‘bout this wonder...ball, Splash.
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Hey dreamforge, It’s your old pal Randy. When I give you balls We’ll both feel mighty dandy. And Dreamforge you know I won’t be long. And don’t you know, it was Randy all along.
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Yashee won’t you dance with me, I’m asking on my bended knee, Oh, Yashee hear my plea. Yashee won’t you dance with me, Oh, ask Randy and he’ll agree, Oh, all we wanna see is you dancin’! I’m Yashee, I’m dancing free, Let the world see, I’m lovin’ me! I’m proud to be, A dancing queen, My boys with me, I’m finally free!
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Student becomes the master, A disaster. Soon you’ll know the sauce is so chaotic, Now hypnotic, like a narcotic. When we sing to you "No going back." Rhiannon, you came to rob us, But you can’t stop us. We’ll take that staff and snap it into pieces. Your strength decreases, You effort ceases. When we sing to you, No going back.
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Ep 9 - Basom 02:42
Basom, they say whoa, A pretty little town with gardens all around it's Basom, they say whoa, Everybody's nice so don't think twice about Basom, oh Basom. But what’s it all about? When you think that you know someone, but now you doubt, And everybody’s saying Ra’zul just chill out. Man, I thought we were good but you don’t know anything. So I guess that they’ll just sing. Basom, they say whoa, Warm and inviting, always exciting, Basom, they say whoa, Everybody's fine, they party all the time in Basom, oh Basom. But who am I? I just play my guitar, but is it all a lie? And everybody’s saying Ra’zul we’ll get by. But how will they feel if it’s my turn to die? Yashee: Whoa, whoa Ra’zul, it’s all right man. Randy: We’re not gonna die. We’re just here to sing a song about a lovely town. Razul: Oh. Yashee: Yeah, help us out. Razul: All right. Basom, oh Basom. It's nice here in Basom, oh Basom. It’s nice here in Basom, oh Basom. It’s nice here in Basom, oh Basom.
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I think we’ve gotta play, Gotta play our way out of this place. Or be trapped in space. But where are we? And who is this? And what are we gonna play now? A melody, to remedy, The challenge from this enemy. So Yashee, how ya feel? Are you ready to go? It’s getting real. I think I’m starting to see the light. If you’re both with me I’ll be all right. This cannot be our end. Our music will transcend, And lead us to our destiny. We are each others remedy. Any fight we come across, We can defeat as chaos sauce! So we’ll take this matter, and we’ll make it a door, Cause we’ve got lives worth living for. And If you haven’t heard, well that’s your loss, Cause these three bards are Chaos Sauce! Chaos Sauce!

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Hey everyone!

Here are the first 12 tracks that we made as Chaos Sauce over the first 10 episodes of bomBARDed. Hope you enjoy!

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released March 27, 2018

Ali Grant (Yashee) - Vocals/Drum Machine
Nick Spurrier (Randy) - Vocals/Keyboards
Nick Goodrich (Raz'ul) - Vocals/Guitars
Kyle Claset - Bass/Alto Brown

All tracks mixed by Goodrich

All tracks mastered by Tanner Brown ( @tanner4105 )

Album artwork by Sam Beck ( @sambeckdraws & sambeck.ca )

you can also check out Lindby's music at lindby.bandcamp.com

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bomBARDed Fort Worth, Texas

DFW band Lindby brings you a musical D&D adventure following the exploits of three bards. New episode every other Tuesday!

Here you can find all of the original music from the show

Check out Lindby's music at lindby.bandcamp.com
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